This is not the lady Doctor you are looking for. Though she looks like the lady Doctor, and sounds like the lady Doctor, she is clearly ROBIN HOOD.

You can tell by the way she's shooting things with that nerf bow-and-arrow set, y'see?

The Doctor... has been around, honestly. Spending a lot of time in her TARDIS, wandering around outside with the lack-of-universe, hiding around somewhere in the house.

At present, she's in the garden playing conducting many important and scientific tests with a yo-yo Field Gravity Detector.

Fitz, being Fitz, had very little to do at all. And when he had nothing to do, he tended to find ways to amuse himself and possibly annoy others. Which is what he's doing now, sitting sprawled on a convenient sofa in the living room with his guitar, crooning at just the right volume to be heard everywhere, just vaguely, and possibly driving people ( Read more... )

Does anyone actually have a functioning TARDIS anymore?

There is, in fact, a Doctor. She's been spending rather a lot* of time in her TARDIS trying to fix her.

It hasn't worked so well.

And thus, she finally emerges from her cocoon to have a look about the place, and is utterly botherable by anyone who wishes to bother.

*Translation: Pretty much all of it, really.

Between adventures, there is drifting.

Not drifting, obviously; actually nothing like it. In between adventures, there is high-speed rattling through the Vortex for destinations unknown. Can you feel the excitement? The possibilities? Sarah Jane Smith(-Maynard) is back in the TARDIS; literally anything co-

Literally anything could-

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